You're jokes
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.