You're jokes
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Memes
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.