You're jokes
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.