You're jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.