You're jokes

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.