You're jokes
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Memes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.