You're jokes

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Your mom gay.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Spread your legs and give me an hour.

You

You

You're the cow.

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

Me: Nah, not really.

Friend: What did they feel like?

Me: 7th grade.

Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

What's the difference between your dad and cancer?

Cancer came back...

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

What's your mom on?

Deez nuts!