You're jokes
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Memes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.