You're jokes
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
BAHAHA
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Your mum isn't home.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!