You're jokes
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What time is your name from? Any time.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.