You're jokes

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!

Rob: .....BECKY :3

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

Your mum isn't home.

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.