You're jokes

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.