You're jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Your face makes onions cry.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Comment your favorite sport.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.