You're jokes

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

You're so ugly!

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.