You're jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.