You're jokes

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.