You're jokes
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”