You're jokes
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hi, I did not get your walk.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
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You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Your mom is a mom!
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.