You're jokes

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.

What is your favorite color?

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

You have Chinged your last Chong.

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Your (DYM 29).

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well, no sir." And grandpa said then no, you can't.

Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said, "Let me get a hit of that," and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and Johnny said no again. And then papaw was shootin' his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d*ck reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f*ck yourself 'cause you ain't gettin' none of my ice cream!"

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!