You're jokes
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.