You're jokes
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.