You're jokes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your mom #69.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?