You're jokes
Your mom and your dad.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Memes
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.