You're jokes
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.