You're jokes
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Your nan.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
I am your leader.