You're jokes

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.