You're jokes
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Everyone put your age here.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.