You're jokes

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!