Spider-Man's Dad

Alright, listen up, genius. So, like, Spider-Man has a movie called "Far From Home", right? And this joke says the dude's dad is Spider-Man because he's, like, gone. Get it? Probably not, judging by your taste in humor. Also, "dad" is a role fulfilled by one of your progenitors. I cannot tell you if that progenitor is near your home.