You're jokes

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.