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Child

    • The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."

    The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."

    Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."

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    • Phone

    • The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

    Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

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    • Mother

    • Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

    Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

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    • King

    • A king ordered to execute a gay man.

    The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

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    • Asian

    • Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

    A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

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    • Mama

    • When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

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    • Cat

    • When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”

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    • Incest

    • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

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