You're jokes

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.