You're jokes
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA