You're jokes

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

When you're born on 4/20/69...

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.