You're jokes
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."