You're jokes
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Your mum has balls.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."