You're jokes
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone put your age here.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
You're just big and good.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.