You're jokes
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
You're more uglier.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*