You're jokes

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Talk to me if you're online.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.