You're jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.