You're jokes
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"