You're jokes
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.