You're jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."