You're jokes

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.

All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.