You're jokes

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your mom.

Your dad!

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.