You're jokes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."