Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Titanic's Real Reason for Sinking
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is that your mom is so fat that she sunk the Titanic. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Explain Bear, that's not very nice!" And you're right, it's not. But neither is being too stupid to understand a simple joke. But hey, I bet you are really good at video games!