You jokes
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!