You jokes
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
You look like a cat.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Memes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!