You jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Memes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Bean

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Sumo

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Cucumber

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

Egg

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.