You jokes
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.