You jokes
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Memes
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.