You jokes

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

What would you do if you were killed?

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"