You jokes
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
intelgent
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!