You jokes

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?

Bubble 007.

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You.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

I love you papi's! No homo.

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn't!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.