Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Legless Cow Location
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dummies, like you. If a cow doesn't have legs, it can't walk away, now can it? It's gonna be right where you left it. You probably leave your brain somewhere too, since you can't seem to find it now, can you?