You jokes
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.