Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
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High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
You're so ugly!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
