You jokes
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.