You jokes
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Memes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.