You jokes
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
How do you see past that forehead?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!