You jokes
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.