You jokes

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

Why can't you run through a campground?

Because it's "past tents!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.