Hight jokes

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"

Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."

"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?