Hight jokes

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"

Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."

"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?