You jokes
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"