You jokes

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

"Ow! You hit the spot!"

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.