I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
You Jokes
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
HAHA
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
You are annoying lolllllllll.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I sit because I can't stand you.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
She does not wanna fuck you, and she donât need you clapping them cheeks.
