You jokes
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.