You jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Memes
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.