You jokes
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
You. Me. Gas Station.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!