You jokes
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!