You jokes
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?