You jokes
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Memes
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!