You jokes

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.