You jokes
You know, my mom told me to become an astronaut.
I told her I don't want to become the next firework.
Frère l'été ici!
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What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!