You jokes
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's life if you don't have one...
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
water puppy
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.