You jokes
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What's life if you don't have one...
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
You are all going to be pun-ished!