You jokes
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Memes
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”