You jokes
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Memes
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Love you baby :^
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.