What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
You Jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Love you baby :^
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
