You jokes
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
You are all going to be pun-ished!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.