You jokes
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.