You jokes
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."