You jokes
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.