You jokes
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"