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The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and sick his dick.

Son: I love you, Dad.

Dad gets in car and drives away.

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

What do you call a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."

GF: Laying down.

BF: GROANING

GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?

BF: Yeah, why?

GF: Shoot that did in there.

BF: Mmmhuugh

Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.

Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/

Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!

BOOMSHACKALATA!

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

A woman goes to buy a parrot.

There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.

She asks why the last one is so cheap.

The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."

The lady buys it anyway.

When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"

When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"

When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"

One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"

The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."

The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"

The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."

They ask who, "The President?"

"No, more important."

"The president of another country?"

"No, more important."

"An ambassador?"

"No, even more important."

"Well, who is it?"

"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

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Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?