You jokes
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Love you.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!