You jokes

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?

"Will you listen now?!??"

Friend: I got bit.

Other friend: By what?

Friend: A dog.

Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Why did you say hi?

Because you wanted to.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

You signed up for football, but you're no good.