You jokes
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Memes
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
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What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?