You jokes

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

What do you call a 18+ animal jam?

Play Wild!

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip!

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

What do you call a bar run by Gungans?

Jar Jar Drinks.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

What do you call a man with rubber toes??

Roberto

Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?

...

You do realize that I said nothing, right?

Me: Exactly :)

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol