You jokes
If you are homeless, get a home.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Memes
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a binder with no rings?