You jokes
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!