You jokes

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

What do you call Josh in a room...

Gay.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill!

What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?

A UFO.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.