You jokes

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"

So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."

So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"

The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

Your mama.

What do you call a short student?

A Ravin.

You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

If you are homeless, get a home.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.