You jokes
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Memes
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!