You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
You Jokes
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Memes
Me when Iβm texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I canβt understand what theyβre saying
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
If you are homeless, get a home.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."