In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
