You Jokes

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

What do you call an orphan?

An orphan.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Princess, you there? :("

Prince, are you there?

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.