I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
You Jokes
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Did you adopt your dog?
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
"Never gonna give you up."
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????