You jokes
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
You got a pig head!
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Memes
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.