You jokes
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Memes
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?