You jokes
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is playing with you?
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Hi, how are you today?
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."