You jokes
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is playing with you?
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.